and we'll all float on

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himym meme | nine recurring gagshigh fives

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:04:57 -0400

himym meme | nine recurring gags
high fives

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elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:20:14 -0400

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

imwithkanye: Signs of a good SNL episode: Justin Timberlake*...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:19:27 -0400

imwithkanye:

Signs of a good SNL episode: Justin Timberlake* cameo.

*Seriously, just add him to the cast already.

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typewrittenword: “Open Your Eyes” by Snow Patrol

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:18:29 -0400

typewrittenword:

“Open Your Eyes” by Snow Patrol

nbcparksandrec: This IS awesome. parksandrec101: This is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:18:22 -0400

nbcparksandrec:

This IS awesome.

parksandrec101:

This is awesome!

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:11:03 -0400

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues

beeishappy: Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 |...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:59:20 -0400

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | Speaking from one generation to another.

whitepaperquotes: Fredinand de Saussure

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:16:35 -0400

whitepaperquotes:

Fredinand de Saussure

“If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:43:38 -0400

“If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?” — Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club.

yourhomegirlbd: Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:15:57 -0400

yourhomegirlbd:

Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you heard him say in like, two weeks of court. ‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious that you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, and you still can’t look me in the eye. So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands, I’m in God’s hands.

I love him. 108372947th reblog.

OHHHH THE LAST SENTENCE THOUGH. TELL EM HOW ITS DONE IN THE HOOD, PAC.

"As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother, my elder sister, my..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:15:34 -0400

“As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother, my elder sister, my best friend. No one woman has ever said, “I am so proud of my body.” So I make sure to say it to Mia, because a positive physical outlook has to start at an early age.”

- Kate Winslet (via housewifeswag)

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

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pizza: an epic trilogy A much better love story than...

Sun, 19 May 2013 07:52:14 -0400

pizza:

an epic trilogy

A much better love story than Twilight.

We are moving next to a grocery store with the wife is with...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:36:30 -0400

We are moving next to a grocery store with the wife is with child.