May 2013
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
“As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother,...”
– Kate Winslet (via housewifeswag)
Parenting, you’re doing it right.
Watchparalysedbeaver:
John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson and Jenna Fischer audition for The Office.
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
