Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
Signs of a good SNL episode: Justin Timberlake* cameo.
*Seriously, just add him to the cast already.
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | Speaking from one generation to another.
“If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?” — Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club.
